Take me to your Barricade.

This is inaccurate. Tom Hiddleston would actually say 'It was the most peculiar thing officer, she was perfectly fine, on top of the world in fact, and then I attempted to engage her in a cordial discourse, and offered a greeting of a friendly nature, that is to say that I said hello, then she made the most bizarre noise, a kind of cross between a kettle boiling and a parrot being sat on and then she simply ceased to function, exist or be in any way part of this world anymore'

and apologise for not being able to translate it into any more.